Inspirational Otter

Inspiration, Motivation, Humor and Oddness

Funny Short Sayings

Posted by on Sep 1, 2015

Enjoy these funny short sayings on life, politics, love and more. While you’re here, be a part of my show business dream and become an agent in Operation Otter. These quotes are assembled with love, kindness and as a bribe to gain your interest. You have the power. Use it for the forces of good. Knowing is half the battle. Get down in Fragile Rock. If you get these references you are...

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Short Funny Poems

Posted by on Sep 1, 2015

Short funny poems to send in Ecards or add to webpages. All written by your friend, the Inspirational Otter. Hey there are tons of silly poems for you to read and send to friends. Bookmark this page and be happy. Funny Haikus • Too Many Drafts of a Diet Coke Haiku • Express Lane • Movie Matinee Everyday Funny Poems • Ode to the Man Who Won’t Let me Merge Onto the Freeway Funny Love Poems •...

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Short Funny Jokes (Part II)

Posted by on Sep 1, 2015

Short Funny Jokes for You Short Elephant Joke Why do elephants have four feet? They would look daft with just 6 inches. Teacher/Student Joke Teacher: What are some products of the West Indies? Student: I don’t know. Teacher: Of course, you do. Where do you get sugar from? Student: We borrow it from our neighbor. Cow Joke Two cows are standing in a field. One cow says to the other...

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Short Funny Jokes

Posted by on Sep 1, 2015

Looking for short funny jokes? Have you been here before? If you’re a first time visitor–WELCOME. If you’re an otter regular–WELCOME BACK. Be a part of an otterific dream, and be super agent in Operation Otter Short Funny Jokes for You! Son: Dad, what is an idiot? Dad: An idiot is a person who tries to explain his ideas in such a strange and long way that another person...

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