Inspirational Otter

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Funny Birthday Sayings

Posted by on Sep 1, 2015

Funny birthday sayings gathered for you by your favorite, inspirational otter. Subscribe to this site for more otterific fun and find out when more funny birthday card sayings, funny quotes and funny stuff in general is added! Funny Birthday Sayings Part One • My wife hasn’t had a birthday in 4 years. She was born in the year of … Lord-only-knows • Everyone is the age of their heart. •...

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Funny Birthday Card Saying

Posted by on Sep 1, 2015

Funny Birthday Sayings Just for You! • I’m at an age when my back goes out more than I do. • The first hundred years are the hardest. ~ Wilson Mizner • Last week the candle factory burned down. Everyone just stood around and sang, ‘Happy Birthday’. • Looking fifty is great – if you’re sixty. • I never forget my wife’s birthday. It’s usually the day after she reminds me about...

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Funny Birthday Poems

Posted by on Sep 1, 2015

Funny birthday poems for you written by your friendly neighborhood, otter. These poems are all original so if you copy them into a card you can look original. But these are just for your personal use. Other funny happy birthday pages, that you may like for your MySpace, Facebook, card-wording and Email needs are birthday jokes and funny birthday sayings. Ode to An Aging Man Oh how your bones...

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Funny Jokes Birthday

Posted by on Sep 1, 2015

I did not write these jokes. They’re standards, and honestly I rarely tell joke, jokes, but I’m hoping to lure you into this website to check out stuff, so here they are. Funny Birthday Jokes Short Funny Jokes – Birthday My Husband said he wanted a tie for his birthday that matched the color of his eyes – but where can you find a bloodshot tie? Q: “My...

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Funny Birthday Jokes – Part II

Posted by on Aug 31, 2015

Funny Birthday Jokes Short Funny Birthday Jokes “This birthday cake certainly is crunchy.” “Maybe you should spit out the plate! Artificial intelligence is a wonderful thing. I told my computer that today is my birthday, and it said that I needed an upgrade. Q. What goes up and never comes down? A. Your age! Q: When is a birthday cake like a golf ball? A: When it’s been...

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