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Funny Inspirational Quotes for You

Posted by on Sep 1, 2015 in Quotations

Here are a few more funny inspirational quotes to cure what ails you. Some quotations are more funny than inspiring. Others are more inspiring than funny. Some are just right.

You get to judge.

• A man who carries a cat by the tail learns something he can learn in no other way.
~ Mark Twain

• A dreamcatcher works, if your dream is to be gay.~ Demetri Martin

• Here is a test to find whether your mission on earth is finished: If you’re alive it isn’t.
~Richard Bach

• The only thing that ever sat its way to success was a hen. ~Sarah Brown

• Dream as if you’ll live forever, live as if you’ll die today.
~ James Dean

• Even if you are on the right track, you will get run over if you just sit there.
~Will Rogers